What did the cake say to the fork? You take the cake. Why did we skip putting candles on the birthday cake? Because at your age, the number of candles is considered a fire hazard. Why couldn't the ...

Happy birthday! ¡Feliz cumpleaños! Joyeux anniversaire! This customary day of celebration is filled with joy and happiness, so why not bring a bit of laughter to the festivities as well? Birthday ...

Dick Van Dyke joked at a recent event it would "be funny" if he died before his milestone 100th birthday in December.

DEAR MISS MANNERS: Through no one’s fault, I was born on the worst date ever. Each birth anniversary, there’s a well-meaning but hurtful practical joke. Everyone -- family, friends, teachers, ...