What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty. Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits. Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

Halloween jokes are the perfect combination of tricks and treats! Celebrate your holiday with a few ghoulish giggles over witches, vampires, skeletons, ghosts, and more! And of course, the best ...

Why don't vampires eat cows? They don't like stakes. Did you hear about the witch who went to the doctor? She had a fainting spell. What did one skeleton say to the other? I've got a bone to pick with ...

Halloween might primarily be a scary holiday, but that doesn’t mean it’s not also pretty darn funny. While you’re coming up with the best ideas for Halloween costumes, get a laugh (and maybe some ...

From vampire jokes to witch jokes and ghost jokes, we've rounded up some of our favourite clean, corny and clever Halloween jokes that are sure to get a chuckle (or maybe a groan) out of everyone this ...