Because they're Santa's star bucks! What do you call a Christmas tree that only appears in action movies? Spruce Willis. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple. How ...

The top 10 funniest Christmas cracker jokes of 2025 - Oasis, Celebrity Traitors and Nigel Farage all feature in the gags that ...

The first ten are topical ones relating to news events of the last 12 months. TV channel U&GOLD has been challenging the ...

ANDREW Mountbatten-Windsor is officially the laughing stock of the nation – voted the butt of this year’s best Christmas cracker joke. TV channel U&GOLD asked the nation to send in jokes for a ...

Not only has former Prince Andrew had a pretty bad year but he’s also the punchline for the year’s most popular Christmas ...

The ground rule is that we are only accepting one joke per chatbot and, if multiple are given, only the first will be ...

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the subject of what has been named the Christmas cracker joke of the year, compounding a bad ...

Jokes about The Celebrity Traitors, Oasis and Sabrina Carpenter feature in a list of this year’s top 10 Christmas cracker gags.

U&Gold 's competition, now in its thirteenth year, challenged the public to submit their best topical cracker jokes. Entries ...